Sex 101: Not a Condom!
Date: 2013-09-17
From our popular series "Sex 101" today's lesson is the important topic: What is not a condom? You are surely familiar with the situation, that you are looking around you in the room, searching for a condom. The puzzled glance, shows that the you do not know what a condom looks like. To give you a few hints to arm you for this embarrassing situation, we made an extensive list of what is actually not a condom.
Although it is transparent and has only one open end, this is not a condom. The most important indicator is, the size. Compare it to your penis, it will not fit.
Okay, without the tissues this is much smaller, and might fit, but it is actually also not a condom. But don't give up yet.
Not the best idea to put your penis here.... But if you're really sure, just go on. The gene pool will be happy.
This might prevent pregnancy, but by the cost of not having sex
Nope, too big. We already talked about this...
It vibrates, therefore it might be used as a sex toy, but it isn't a condom
This armor might look funny on your penis, but also a big nope. You see that hole on top: There should be only one hole in a condom
This is very near to a condom. It will prevent unwanted pregnancy, sexual transmitted disease, but also, and this is the real downside, also sex
So an to give you a hint what a condom does look like, here is a picture of it. Get them, use them, they are cheap and safe. And have a good damn time:
